So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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