I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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