Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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