so explain again why im purple
no
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
