I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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