yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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