i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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