got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
And then he peed in my hair
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