used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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