I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I would ride that face into the sunset
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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