If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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