why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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