Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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