why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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