Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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