Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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