"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just invented taco cereal.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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