I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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