She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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