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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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You coming home soon, man?
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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