chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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