...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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