white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I touched a dick in church today
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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