i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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