am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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