At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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