idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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