He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I enjoy the company of your penis
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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