Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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