Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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