Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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