Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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