I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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