dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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