from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
