let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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