So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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