I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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