Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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