Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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