I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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