i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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