but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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