How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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