I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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