can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
So much rum. So many feels.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same