Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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