He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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