with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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