I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
