You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Randomize