Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
