Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
