The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
and you said cock pushups were impossible
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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