Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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