people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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