I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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